Friday, February 11, 2011

Mc Diggity Dang Donalds.

I am at Mcdonalds right this very second typing this blog post. I have noticed that McDonalds gets so many complaints and their food is cheap and still not very good.

 One day when I was around 16, I went into McDonalds with a couple of friends to get a large drink because we had a bottle of Captain Morgan (not too good). There was no line at the moment so getting the cup was no real hassle. I filled the cup about a quarter way with coke and we left the restaurant. We fill the rest of the cup with the capn and start drinking. We eventually became very drunk in a short amount of time. I start skating around in the parking lot and eventually eat shit etc.

I then notice the cup was leaking on the table it was resting on, so i quickly skate back to McDonalds. I enter the building and walk up to the counter and ask the manager if I could have another cup because the one I was using's seal was broken. The manager without even looking at my cup refuses. This all happened in a ten minute time span by the way. I calmly tell her that i just purchased it and that the cup broke on its own, but she still refuses. I get really mad and start talking in a strong firm tone. I told her to give me her customer service line and her superiors number. I took down her name etc. This man that i did not even know starts yelling at her saying how it was bullshit that she was doing this. After cussing her out I thanked him and left. Later we met three Mexican bitches but that is a different story for a different time.

About a month ago I went to the same McDonalds. I waited in line and when i got to the register the owner was taking orders. I politely asked him for a fresh McDouble. He said ok i paid and started waiting. Thirty motherfucking seconds later this piece of shit hands me a bag. I told him that I wanted a fresh burger made fresh. Before he left he responded,"All the food here is fresh,"

WTF WTF WTF WTF ever happened to customer service. Luckily I was high as fuck at the moment or I would of been quite angered and would have asked for my money back.

McDonalds boycott. DO IT
Go to wendys or tacobell or anything but mcdonalds.

On an unrelated note. I fucking live in and out. They are always chill.

106 comments:

  1. Yeah I hear great things about In N Out. I've never been fortunate to try their products though.

    I've had interesting experiences in McDonald's. I've basically found that anyone will do anything or let anything slip as long as you are congruent in your demands/actions. I walk in and try to refill a cup (which is LEGAL and completely ALLOWED. I buy a McDonalds cup, and therefore I can use their fountain drinks as much as I want.. there is no "you left so you need to buy a new one bullshit) but then some woman tries telling me I can't do that. Initially I ignore her, but then she says something louder and I turn to her and say "excuse me?". She responds "you're not allowed to fill that cup here. you have to buy a new one." Without hesitation, I respond with "pfft.. well corporate doesn't seem to have a problem with it." She quiets down and I leave.

    Don't take their shit.

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  2. It honestly depends where you are. McDonalds is mostly based off local. Out in Germany, McDonalds is better than most high end hamburger places here in the US, and so on.

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  3. *calmly waits for mexican girls story*

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  4. I eat at MD only when its necessary (mostly after i get drunk) customer service sucks, the food is not healthy and long lines to get a burger.

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  5. That sounds pretty... awesome. I hate it when I don't get fresh fries though. Bullshit I think.

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  6. Maccies sucks - take a dump in their urinals man...

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  7. I wanna hear the story about the three Mexican bitches :)

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  8. This story doesn't surprise me. Chain fast food restaurants, for the most part, are all crap.

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  9. Um, expecting quality service from McDonalds is like asking for a blowjob from a dog and then complaining that it used its teeth too much. Everyone knows McDonalds is what it is: bad shitty cheap food that will kill you if you eat it too much, made and served by people who don't give a fuck about their job or you. They'll spit in your burger if you ask for it fresh so just eat the stale one and don't complain.

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  10. F mcdonalds...their hamburgers are getting smaller and smaller anyways...
    I always got to Carl's Jr..

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  11. your blog makes me laugh, cheers

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  12. I never eat McDonalds. I mean, i'll eat it, but i know their food is so damn unhealthy. Same with wendys/t-bell but something about mcdonalds just isn't appealing to me.

    I'm more of an in-n-out guy, or mexican food :)

    What did you think of taco bell's law suit? The food tastes the same to me, and even tho I hate tbell, my gf likes it so we still go there.

    There's nothing wrong with the meat, other than it's got like wheat water and shit in it.

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  13. Eh, don't let one bad experience at McDonalds ruin it. McDonalds for the win!

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  14. haha mcdonalds. i never really had high expectations for them.

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  15. i just ate at mcdonalds tonight and had to wait 5 and a half minutes in the drivethrough, which seems excessive for two chicken snack wraps...

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  16. lol you can't boycott mcdonalds. there too big. btw watch Food Inc.

    also their food is terrible _because_ its cheap.

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  17. I truly do not understand why people are complaining about Mc Donalds ALL the time, its a fast food chain, and lets face it, despite there shit service and constantly fucking your order up, your still going to go back there regardless.
    Do you really think a boycott will hurt there profit margins ONE bit?

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  18. meh, i'm not boycotting but i usually don't get mc d's because there are better places to eat.

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  19. That's that bullshit. They should've just gave you a cup. But then again, you probably wreaked of alcohol.

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  20. That was a really dumb manager, usually you'll get a refund straightaway. They care more about keeping customers happy and coming back than a one-time loss.

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  21. I can't stand McDonalds man, to me the patties taste like shit.

    Like I swear, they're made out of water, they go right through me and on their way out, it's liquid.

    It's disgusting.

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  22. The day I was told McDonalds bacon had nineteen (!) ingredients was the day I stopped going. Turns out it only(!) has something like twelve ingredients, but still...I live in Australia-I've seen In and Out in movies, and have always wanted to try it.

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  23. In and Out and Wendys are god mode

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  24. mcdonalds is nasty shit, i wanna hear that story about the mexican girls haha

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  25. I approve this message! haha there are some messed mcDonalds out there!

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  26. yeah after working at mcdonalds for like 5 months i've learned that the whole restaurant is a piece of shit.

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  27. I wouldn't eat McDonalds anyway, bro. Who knows what part of the cow they're putting in that shit. I raged, though. Following, supporting.

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  28. McDonalds is such a miserable place to be in, everybody is pissed off to the max. But the food is decent :P

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  29. I wish I could bring myself to boycott such a fine establishment, but I cannot :(

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  30. I think Captain is great. I feel that everyone should love it.

    I've never had this experience at McDonald's. It's like Oliver Twist gone bad.

    visions unto myself

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  31. i never eat mcdonalds anymore. it's just gross and their food is so unhealthy, even compared to similar fast food joints. wendys for the mother fkin win

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  32. horrible.
    people are only in it for the money. its human nature. and its disgusting. atleast show some respect, its what theyre paid to do.

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  33. I remember being young and my parents taking me to maccas, they used to lose the plot when maccas fucked up the order going through drive-thru and I used to think 'every1 makes mistakes', but now that I'm older, I can see how pathetic the customer service is at maccas. Soulless monotone cashier chicks, in comprehensive aliens on the drive-thru speakers. Don't even get me started!

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  34. nice story, I loled at "Later we met three Mexican bitches but that is a different story"

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  35. I fucking loathe the obese. Nice blog man. I'm a follower.

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  36. lol, McDonald's sucks so hard. I don't even eat fast food anymore... but one day I went there with some friends and tried to get a bag of apples, and the one they gave me was all moldy. I got a drink too, and something ridiculous was wrong with that. So disgusting.

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  37. let me tell you something. there is nothing. NOTHING!! better then having a drunken 3am feed at maccas. No roman emperor lived better then those moments.

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  38. McDonalds is shit... that is why I dont go there anymore....

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  39. Yeah customer service these days suck. That and people are complete idiots... Cheap food what do you expect I guess >.>

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  40. love Mcdonalds man, keep on ronald mc donald

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  41. all the food is fresh everywhere.

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  42. I was sitting in a Micky Dee's once and this little girl and her mom were eating their food. The mom gets up to get a drink and takes her daughter with her to teach her how the whole cup filling process works. Just moments later, this lady who had been sitting near them, gets up and starts eating their food casually, as if it was hers. I said, "Excuse me, that's not your food." loud enough for the mom and workers to hear. They did, but when the lady left and the mom asked for more food they refused, saying "It's not McDonalds job to protect your food."

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  43. It's McDonalds, youre asking for way too much.

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  44. I think McDonalds has some of the best food in the world.....

    Must be just me!

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  45. ya bro never going to mcdonalds

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  46. totally skipping out on McDonalds

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  47. Nice POST!!

    I WaIT ON my BLOG!!!

    $upporting BRO!!!!

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  48. McGangbang. Two dollar menu hamburgers and a dollar menu chicken sandwich. Put that shit together into one.... And you're golden.

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  49. Yeah, soon those fast food restaurants will be drive thru only!

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  50. Boycotting McDonal'ds. Been doin it for years now.

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  51. Went on holiday last week, lived on McDonalds. Cheap crappy food yes, but when you havn't slept or eaten for like 12 hours it tastes like GOD.

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  52. That's gay about the cup, but I would be happy if my Mcdonalds could get me food that fast, I mean if you think about what you're paying for a mcdouble then I wouldn't really expect the greatest quality.

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  53. i've been boycotting them for some time, and all the others too!! eat fruits and veggies, cook your own food, grow yur own... still thx for passing the word

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  54. good post. mcdonalds definitely sucks but theres a reason that no one goes there for good food. its quick and easy and cheap. its sad that no one cares about courtesy anymore though

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  55. Man, R1E4H3, that is some weirrrd shit. I can't imagine just getting up and munching on someones mcgriddle... You would have to be mad hungry

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  56. As a business owner, whenever I see a worker doing something that negativly affects someones place, I call the owner or get a hotline. There are idiots out there nothing we can do about it.

    Also if you look at the ingredients of a package of bacon, it doesn't just say Ingredients: Bacon.

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  57. I have been boy-cotting mcdonalds for quite some time!

    ever since some of there stuff about how their meat is processed surfaced i dont trust it@

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  58. Yeah fuck Mcdonalds. I went there today and they tried to jip me on my fries. They gave me a bag with my burger but no fries. I asked about them and they said I didn't order any, I had to show them the receipt and talk to the manager, it was fucking ridiculous. Fries were cold.

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  59. In n' Out is delicious.
    Now that I support, ask for animal fries.

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  60. this same Mc donald? iam from indonesian visit my blog and follow me

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  61. For stoner food? It's Taco Bell > Arby's > Whataburger > Subway, and I will fight you if you say otherwise!

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  62. y even go to McDonalds dude >.>, that place is terrible...

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  63. i havent been in McDonalds for months

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  64. Julien, i just learned about that one yesterday. So good!
    and anyways iknow what you mean. mcdonalds always pulls shit like that, they're full of assholes. i dont see how they're still in business

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  65. Mcdonalds has so much money, but they make so many restaraunts so they can't fund good, healthy food...

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  66. Fast food just wouldn't be the same without poor service!

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  67. Hello, nice post, I'm 200

    + followed:)

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  68. Customer service died with customer appreciation.

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  69. I simply love mcdonalds food it might be unhealthy but its good :P
    Still depends on which mcdonalds do you go to, some really are shitty lol

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  70. It's not McDonald's that was the problem in your anecdote, just a bitchy employee. And none of the food at McDonald's is really fresh...

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  71. McDonalds sucks bad dude. They underpaid underqualified stuck-up teenagers.

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  72. I thought I was the only Mcdonalds hater out there. I personally prefer subway, service is always really good although the customers are really annoying when they have no idea how subway works and take forever picking a bread.

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  73. McDonalds has plaster in their buns. That's why after you eat it you can feel it sit in your stomach. On some real shit, don't eat there.

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  74. nice post, good blog

    + followed:)

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  75. pissed since wendys changed their fries so their getting boycott too.

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  76. lol this is awesome



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  77. I am all about the wendys. Wendys > McDonalds

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  78. Mc Donalds mi love,following and supporting

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  79. In-n-Out is bar far the BEST burger joint ever. But we don't have them in Oregon :'(.
    I never eat at McDonalds anyways so I can boycott them easily ^^

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  80. I never go to mcdonalds anyway hehe, Im following you :)

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  81. Nice blog man, it made me lol :D

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  82. loving mcdonalds.

    followed!

    http://daily-life-of-mxc.blogspot.com/

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  83. Fuck mcdonalds.

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